Very funny short jokes

-You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. U cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College !

- You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

- A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!

- You can find keys in Key board but you cannot find mother in mother board.

- You can study and get any certificates. .. But you cannot get your death certificate.

Over dinner, Jill said to John, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even threatened me!"

"How did you meet this fellow?" John asked, very concerned.

Jill said, "Well, we met by accident. I hit him with the car."