Salespeople Greeting

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Difference in Forms

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.
If you use the short form, the government gets your money.

Glass of Water

There was a glass of water on the table...
One man says, "It's half full". He is an optimist.

Bald Eagle

How do you identify a bald eagle?
All his feathers are combed over to one side.

Worry Wart

"I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!"
"You're on. Now,

Recognition

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!"
"Why?" asked the Judge.

Dark Dark

The girl walked into the dark, dark house through the dark, dark hall and down the dark, dark stairs to the dark, dark cellar where there was a dark,