Space Saver

A friend of mine had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they would take up less room.

Mixed Up

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Mealtime

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

Computer Training

HR Manager to job candidate: "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management,

Silver Lining

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father,

Salespeople Greeting

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Difference in Forms

The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple.
If you use the short form, the government gets your money.