Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it is our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Short Jokes Of The Day
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Space Saver
A friend of mine had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they would take up less room.
Mealtime
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
Silver Lining
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father,
Instructions
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
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